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Simple editor for X: Users' Guide
Chapter 5 - Editor wars


5.1 Don't make war

An editor is one of the tools a programmer uses most, so any problems with the editor are going to irritate her more than those with any other programs. The result is fierce editor wars wherever programmers meet.

I'd appreciate it if any SeX users wouldn't endorse SeX in an editor war. If you can't stay out altogether, please follow the following tactic:

  1. When you wish to make other people envious, because you use SeX, eat some ice cream.
  1. If this doesn't help, eat some more ice cream.
  1. If you still aren't satisfied, buy some more ice cream, and post a message that says ``SeX is good, because I can eat so much ice cream.''. You can also point people at the SeX homepage, http://www.iki.fi/liw/SeX/. This should be your only public response. Then eat the ice cream.
  1. If you still want to continue, you'll know what to do with ice cream number four.
  1. Any ice creams after this are still number four. (If you use four fingers for counting, you can use the thumb to hold an ice cream cone. People who have SeX don't want to count very far.)
  1. You shouldn't start a war just for ice cream. If you can't find any editor wars, you are still allowed to eat ice cream. It's OK to eat ice cream at every occasion. Ice cream is good. Ice cream is cool. Ice cream makes you a better person. You might want to avoid eating ice cream at the funeral of someone who died in a snow storm, though.

If you can't or don't want to eat ice cream, you are allowed to use an alternative tactic: subliminal messages. Ask a harmless, innocent question, but phrase your it so that the first three words begin with S, e, and X, respectively. For example:

     Somebody, everybody (Xerxes?), where can I find the latest
     version of vim?

That's not quite as fun as eating ice cream, of course.


5.2 Make ice cream

For a nice portion of ice cream, use the following recipe:

     0.5 l of vanilla ice cream
     1 banana
     2-4 peach halves (from a tin)
     enough whipped cream
     enough chocolate sauce
     enough caramel sauce
     1 spoonful strawberry jam
     3-5 cookies

You need a big plate. Put ice cream on plate. Cut banana into thin slices (about 2 mm), place all over ice cream. Cut peach halves in smallish pieces, put on ice cream. Put whipped cream over everything. Pour the sauces over the cream. Put a jam in the middle and cookies along the sides. Eat at once, preferably in good company (share portions as you wish).

Note that ice cream should be allowed to melt so that it isn't too hard when it is eaten. But it must still be cold. Liquid ice cream is too warm.


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Simple editor for X: Users' Guide

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Lars Wirzenius liw@iki.fi